This is the part, I suppose, where I'm supposed to show my hand by encouraging you to simply to take the statements you want from those reckless enough not to be wary of you. To which you'll respond along the lines of--

[ in a passable, though dramatic impressible of Jon: ] No, Elias. I would never do such a morally incorrect thing. It is important to respect the autonomy of everyone, even those who are begging to be taken advantage of. Our patron be damned!

[ He takes another drag on his cigarette, smiling faintly as he watches Jon's reaction. ]