extendedbrutalpipemurder: (living behind)
Elias Bouchard (derogatory) ([personal profile] extendedbrutalpipemurder) wrote2021-10-17 04:30 pm

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littletonoidea: (Oh hell)

[personal profile] littletonoidea 2022-04-29 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, I-I mean..." He shrugs, bodily and with a distinct sense that he knows he's putting his foot in his mouth. "Didn't you kinda sorta maybe set off World War End Times? You did already summon the horsemen back on your actual world, I- you can get why someone would be mad, dontcha?"
littletonoidea: (that doesn't sound right)

[personal profile] littletonoidea 2022-04-29 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Cutting in was a good idea, because Eiffel's mouth opens and a formless syllable escapes the moment before Elias does, but he quickly shuts it again.

And then he waits a few seconds after Elias stops talking.

"....haaaaaaave you..." The words are drawn-out, measured to see if Elias will interrupt again. "...tried?"
littletonoidea: one (realisation in three)

[personal profile] littletonoidea 2022-04-29 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Eiffel just stares for a few seconds.

"...I mean, he might punch me in the face again, but... I can try?"

He is not thinking of Daniel from Mayfair.
littletonoidea: (I was just thinking)

[personal profile] littletonoidea 2022-04-29 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh--" he slaps his forehead, more performative than anything. "Right, duh, obviously. I know who that is."

There's a brief pause where his smile is more of a rictus.

"Cool, so! I can go talk to Archie, then, no probs!"
littletonoidea: (that made sense right?)

[personal profile] littletonoidea 2022-04-30 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Cool! And hey, this time you brought that pot roast of misery to the table," he points out brightly, "So no getting mad at me for asking him questions about it this time, capeesh?"
littletonoidea: (Who wants me what now?)

[personal profile] littletonoidea 2022-05-01 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, uh, Elias? You're giving me a whole lotta lines and no calls. Should we...?" He points one hand at himself, the other at Elias and gestures between them both. "Take this inside, set up a directory of questions I'm good to ask? Otherwise I'm gonna have to take the you approach and just start stalking for answers."
littletonoidea: (I was just thinking)

[personal profile] littletonoidea 2022-05-01 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, buuuut... that's not the same Jon that's on the ship with us, right? There's some expanded universe bullcrap going on here."

He pauses for a moment. And then makes a rewind gesture with his hands. "Also can we roll back to how he only killed you because you literally ended the world real quick?"
littletonoidea: (Frysquint)

[personal profile] littletonoidea 2022-05-01 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey-!" And Eiffel has the audacity to sound offended. "I am a communications officer. By definition, any information I put out is supposed to be there, it's not gossip." He folds his arms. "And besides, anything you do let me use our local Archives to find the answer for is one less question your next warden's gonna need to harass you about, you know?"
littletonoidea: (that doesn't sound right)

[personal profile] littletonoidea 2022-05-01 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, yeah, fun fact? He didn't, actually." He shrugs. "I guess he got sick of giving the whole shovel talk and didn't grace me with his presence."
littletonoidea: (Is it really though????)

[personal profile] littletonoidea 2022-05-01 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
That gets a bark of startled laughter at the unexpected venom. Not that he's really that insulted, it's just the tone.

"Yeah, well, this idiot is still the one in charge of you, so maybe try working with me on this?"
littletonoidea: (i didn't do it)

[personal profile] littletonoidea 2022-05-01 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Eiffel doesn't try and stop him: he just flinches a little when the door gets firmly shut in his face.

"...ohhh-kayyy." That's more of an exhale as he claps his hands together, pressing his lips in a thin smile so he doesn't grimace instead. Then he raises his voice so Elias can still hear him:

"Same time tomorrow?"