[ Elias is briefly taken by the mad notion of simply telling Dorian that usually his lovers don't survive when he throws them to the wolves. Never before, in fact. And that this is very strange for him.
But that's ludicrous. ]
Unlike your charming vampire of a boyfriend, all the visitors from my world were short, angry women bent on ruining my life. Detective Daisy Tonner broke my nose.
It's honestly a little impressive that you have two short, angry women bent on ruining your life, [ he points out, frown on his face as he continues making the cocktails. ] Does 'once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action' apply to something like that?
[ Dorian, at least, is treating this as if it's a perfectly normal conversation and a perfectly normal situation despite the fact that this also is very strange for him. He's not a man for second chances. And yet, here they are. ]
I'm self-aware enough to admit that they were probably within their rights to try to murder me, given our shared history. As for enemy action-- they're under the influence of the Slaughter and the Hunt, respectively. Murder is in their nature.
I do see some similarities between you and The Coming End That Waits For All And Cannot Be Ignored.
[ He smiles, not commenting about the unavoidable cold death of the universe in which all the truly immortal must face. That makes for poor flirting. ]
It's very hard to ignore you in bed, for example. You're terribly demanding.
Remind me to tell you of all the things which have happened to others who've had similar interests. Th- Jon himself got quite good at calling on our patron to Behold people into oblivion.
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But that's ludicrous. ]
Unlike your charming vampire of a boyfriend, all the visitors from my world were short, angry women bent on ruining my life. Detective Daisy Tonner broke my nose.
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[ Dorian, at least, is treating this as if it's a perfectly normal conversation and a perfectly normal situation despite the fact that this also is very strange for him. He's not a man for second chances. And yet, here they are. ]
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[ There's a pause, before Dorian teases in a sing-song voice, ]
That means you're never getting rid of meeee~
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[ He smiles, not commenting about the unavoidable cold death of the universe in which all the truly immortal must face. That makes for poor flirting. ]
It's very hard to ignore you in bed, for example. You're terribly demanding.
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[ And he pushes a gin sour over towards Elias. ]
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That's a dangerous thing to say to an avatar of the Ceaseless Watcher.
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[ Not exactly. But kinky enough. Dorian raises his own cocktail before taking a slightly-too-large sip of it. ]
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and he's about to continue when the taste hits him and he has to pause because he'd forgotten this was gin. give him a moment ]
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That won't do. ]
I've never been fond of it, but I'll make do.
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It's his dick. He wants his dick in Elias's mouth. ]
After all, I'm sure you have had a very stressful past few weeks. You should relax.
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and then scoffs ]
I'll relax when my warden learns to act like an adult.
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There's no chance we could leave him in the next place we make port?
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I understand the impulse though.
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[ he doesn't wink, but it's implied in his tone ]
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[ Based on Dorian's smirk, he will properly chasten Elias with his dick. ]
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